"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
And it wasn’t in the back of a cab. TWICE.
you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away
Have you ever met someone and then, the more they talked, you just…
they have a tumblr.
sometimes I can smell it on them
Pretty sure prego means welcome…
well you must be fun at parties